• white people: this is SO spicy
  • me: it's water

inheritedloss:

vulpes-vulpix:

qtiest:

ya but have u ever seen brown eyes when they’re in the sun??? they literally turn gold like screw those lame ass blue and green motherfuckers gettin all the love

excuse you, my eyes are blue and in the sun they get a steely gray glint just around the pupil and they look pretty damn awesome.

You:

image

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krypting:

if i could describe myself in 1 word it would be a fart noise

(via jimthepunkrockfan)

coveruncover:

I’m sinking like a stone in the sea
I’m burning like a bridge for your body

(via missing-teeth)

#:)

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(via inyousankeverything)

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

(via princeofpenguins)